Saturday, November 5, 2011

Hatred chapter 2

2x4 to the face

Ever meet someone and the first thing that comes to mind when you behold his (or her) facial features is a 2x4 hitting him square in the face, accompanied by the all to familiar "bonk!" and followed by a slight squirt of blood? Or is that just me? In some conditions, the 2x4 is replaced by other various instruments of potential homicide such as a shovel or a frying pan but only because these items also hold a familiar ring to my ear when they strike.

There is a plethora of possible terms by which I would refer to the victim of the 2x4, but "face à claque" would be the only name i would use more than once. So next time you see someone with a face or just an air you dislike, think BONK! It always cheers me up.

Good Day.


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