Metal chapter 1

Black Metal 101

Definition from Dictionary.com
Black Metal: A sub-genre of Heavy Metal music that uses screamed Satanic lyrics, fast guitar playing and drumming, and heavy distorted sounds with a focus on Satanic imagery and occult themes.

Many might argue with my opinion concerning Black Metal but I don't really care, its my educated opinion and so not everything might be completely accurate. If you have any complaints, please reach my secretary at 1-800-EATSHITANDDIE

If Norway was the womb that birthed Black Metal in all its glory, Venom was the seed that put it all into motion. Some various bands decided to take heavy metal to a whole new level and include Satan, Lucifer, hell, blood, sacrifice, darkness, damnation, apostasy, anathema, etc. in just about every lyrical line.

So from what I've gathered, around the 1980's, some youth in many parts of Europe were a bit tired of living in a rather well rounded society with no real significant flaws in the education system or the economy. So instead of living the monotone everyday life of toil and routine, some kids decided to play it rough and spew their filth upon the populace, instigating mayhem and pandemonium wherever they may find it.

Most of this wave took place in the "satanic panic", during which many youth were suspected of worshiping the devil even though most accusations were false...most...

This was a day when Dungeons and Dragons players were considered human sacrificing heretics, committing the occasional blood orgy and performing your everyday sacrilegious incantations, with no regard towards anything such as morality. Those were the good old days.

Few are aware of the significance Black Metal held in its day, believing it is nothing more than a simple unpopular music genre of poor taste and these people are what i like to call : Wrong. For the sake of mutual understanding, here is a PARTIAL list of church burnings performed by devoted fans in Norway from 1992 to 1996.

1992:
May 23: burning of Storetveit Church in Bergen
Jun 6: burning of Fantoft stave church in Bergen
Aug 1: burning of Revheim Church in Stavanger
Aug 21: burning of Holmenkollen Chapel in Oslo
Sep 1: burning of Ormøya Church in Oslo
Sep 13: burning of Skjold Church in Vindafjord
Oct 3: burning of Hauketo Church in Oslo
Dec 24: burning of Åsane Church in Bergen
Dec 25: burning of a Methodist church in Sarpsborg

1994:
Feb 7: burning of Lundby New Church in Gothenburg, Sweden
Mar 13: burning of a church in Sund
Mar 27: burning of Seegård Church in Snertingdal
May 16: attempted burning of Gol stave church in Buskerud
May 17: attempted burning of Åmodt Chapel in Buskerud
Jun 4: burning of Frogn Church in Drøbak
Jun 19: attempted burning of Heni Church in Gjerdrum
Jul 7: burning of a church in Jeløy
Jul 21: attempted burning of Odda's Church
Aug 13: attempted burning of Loop Chapel in Meldal
Dec 10: attempted burning of Åkra Church
Dec 22: attempted burning of Askim Church
Dec 26: attempted burning of Klemestrud Church

1995:
May 13: burning of Lord Church in Telemark
May 25: burning of Såner Church in Vestby
Jun 14: burning of Moe Church in Sandefjord
Jul 21: attempted burning of a church college in Eidanger
Sep 3: attempted burning of Vågsbygd church college in Oddernes
Nov 3: burning of Innset Church in Rennebu

So there you have it, a small sample that but scratches the surface of all the chunks of vile knowledge and dread that compose the entity known as Black Metal and there is much more where that came from.

For our first audio sample, we have 'Burn in Hell' by none other than Venom, taken from their album entitled 'Metal Black'.

Good Day.

VENOM - BURN IN HELL

Hatred Chapter 5

The Finicky

Anyone who works in any kind of retail store could agree with me when I express my frustration to the finicky. Those types of people who would sell their own mother if it meant saving an extra buck. Those who would protest when a store is out of stock when it comes to the product they are looking for or because the price is slightly and i stress the word SLIGHTLY higher than they anticipated.

Its as if a scandal against their human rights has been invoked right in their faces and that no satisfaction shall be found until this person in question has acquired his 32 Royal toilet paper rolls for 8.99$ because simply forgetting about it and moving on would be the logical thing to do and well, such a course of action is out of the question.

People often call me stressed or tense but I am not the one who would sweat over a few lost pennies, hell I hate capitalism so much that I would give some of it away to the homeless ingrates i referred to before.

Leave it as it may, people can choke on their specials and coupons and rights as a consumer because that's all they do, consume until there is nothing left.

Good Day.

Hatred chapter 4

People and their music

Ever happen to you when in a crowd or on public transportation that some oaf comes up next to you with his music so loud that his earphones cant contain it. So instead of lowering the volume he just wears the headphones around his neck instead. So he would listen to his bee bop hip hop thingamajig, so proud of the little bass thumps and various vacuum cleaner noises that would simply pale in comparison to real actual loud music if I was trying to be loud. FYI Black Metal.

Anyway, he starts jigging around to his "music" and then it takes a turn for the worst, he starts to sing. At that point my eyes are rolling and my blood pressure is rising as this gentleman in question boasts about his drugs and his homies and his low riders and his hoes and his pistol and how hes ganstah and how he got shot a few times a didn't do us the good favor of dying.

Sure i enjoy promoting my music just as much as the next anti-social prick, however i always take into consideration that no one cares what i listen to because its true but maybe next time one would grace us with his unrefined vocal skills, perhaps i will join in, spewing lyrics from my playlist to make him understand that we are NOT on the same page when it comes to lyrical appreciation.

Good Day.

Hatred chapter 3

Ingrates

Ever had a bum walk up to you and ask you for cash? Shut up, of course you have the question was rhetorical. Anyway, I'm asked by some lowlife if i had some cash to spare. I was in a good mood at the time so I decided to give the man some change considering he approached me politely. I give him a generous dollar fifty only to be rewarded for my good deed with a slight sigh and the man asks me if I didn't have a bit more.

At that point, I was thinking of a 2x4 with crimson overtones accompanied by crescendos of mayhem but recoiled at the thought of legal repercussions. I told the man that I wouldn't give him more and that he should be grateful for what I gave him. Instead the guy scoffs at me and walks away without giving me my thank you and believe me, if you don't say thank you to me after I've done you a favor or shown any form of kindness, I will put a death hex on your sorry ass.

Moral of this story, don't give out money to bums since they expect a steady revenue by the hour it would seem. Bloody ingrates...

Good Day.

Hatred chapter 2

2x4 to the face

Ever meet someone and the first thing that comes to mind when you behold his (or her) facial features is a 2x4 hitting him square in the face, accompanied by the all to familiar "bonk!" and followed by a slight squirt of blood? Or is that just me? In some conditions, the 2x4 is replaced by other various instruments of potential homicide such as a shovel or a frying pan but only because these items also hold a familiar ring to my ear when they strike.

There is a plethora of possible terms by which I would refer to the victim of the 2x4, but "face à claque" would be the only name i would use more than once. So next time you see someone with a face or just an air you dislike, think BONK! It always cheers me up.

Good Day.

Hatred chapter 1

Greetings and Salutations

These words that are scribed upon this webpage are naught but wild speculations. What possibly could this plethora of haphazard pieces of thought in question possess enough of to be considered a viable example of literature?

I believe that the condition "adequate" or "acceptable" is all to relative to the subject and/or public reading the piece of literature in question. Ergo, anticipating the reaction caused by one's words is simply impossible given the variety of tastes and expectancies strewn across the vast population of earth, from the average simpleton or slob, to any of the various hoi polloi all the long way to the tea-sipping, tweed-wearing, nose-lifting nobleman.

Basically what I'm saying is that I don't care what you think.

Hello there, my name is Tony and I hate you to the very core of my being. Yes indeed I hate you. Yes, you. You may be wondering right now why would I hate someone like you without provocation, especially if we take into consideration that I probably don't even have knowledge of your existence but that's just the thing you vile piece of human filth, I don't know you, thus you are part of the average populace which composes humanity from its very foundations to the apex of its decadence and stupidity.

Ergo, if I don't know you, I can blame you for just about anything I would blame humanity in general for, which is just about oh, I don't know..... anything and everything!

I can blame you for the economy, self-righteous politicians and religious officials, the shitty education system, healthcare, let's not forget pop culture promoting half-witted retards to paragons within our shit pit of a society or the ever decreasing average I.Q. of our culture. I can also blame you for things such as pedophile priests, famine and stillborn babies.

Oh I'm sorry was that a little to grim to your liking? yes well I suppose your very limited imagination might have expected something a little less dark in terms of dark humor but then again, I wouldn't know what to call it considering I couldn't find any new color darker than black!

Good Day.